The beginner's guide to dropping in

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Laurie McGinness (blindboy)
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smr1977_twin6ft4_otw_shaun_trout.jpgDon't bother with that holier than thou crap, you know you have dropped in. Everyone does it.  Watch the videos of Jaws and Mavericks. If they do it in waves like that, they do it everywhere. You'll no doubt claim that your own efforts were unintentional but we all know there was, probably frequently, some degree of intent. But hey, don't feel guilty, dropping in covers a wide range of behaviours, many of which are, or should be, completely acceptable.

It would be good to change the terminology but as that's unlikely let's at least try for a classification system which sorts the acceptable from the dubious and the dangerous. Oh, and forget that "a drop in is a drop in" line. A fish is also a fish but we don't confuse goldfish with white pointers. So consider this a preliminary attempt at greater precision:

The Speculator. Rating: Acceptable in crowded conditions.
The speculator is the take off with glance over the shoulder to see whether the surfer taking off further inside is actually going to make it around the section. In crowds surfers trying for the inside spot often push beyond their capability. Performed well so that it does not interfere with the inside surfer should they make the section, the speculator is an entirely reasonable approach to wave distribution in a crowd.

The Lesson. Rating: Acceptable but to be used sparingly and wisely.
Having patiently waited on an exact line up for ten minutes, another surfer paddles inside as the wave of your choice approaches. This is commonly called a "snake" and a drop in is widely considered an acceptable, if risky, response.

The Accident. Rating: Dodgy, don't push your luck.
Yes accidents do happen, but not often and definitely not repeatedly to the advantage of the same person over a short period of time. The apology usually tells the story, a quick, "Yeah, sorry mate!" can easily be construed as evidence of some degree of intent. If it really was an accident reparation is in order, give them a wave.

The Revenge. Rating: At your own risk, inadvisable in most circumstances.
Having been dropped in on, the drop in is returned, often with a little interest in the form of a fade. The problem is that it is escalation which is very rarely a wise approach to a dispute of any kind. Let it go.

The Celebrity Dropper. Rating: Repulsive
Celebrity, surfer or other, uses their prestige to take a wave they were clearly not entitled to.  What can you say?  We know who you are. Celebrity does not equal respect.

The Celebrity Dropee. Rating: Unwise but...
Tony Abbott? Irresistible I would think, but you really shouldn't go there.  

The Up First. Rating: Maybe, circumstances are everything.
This is based on the idea that a surfer up and surfing should have right of way regardless. The young fella sitting outside on the 9'6" who is up before anyone else has even paddled? Go for it if he is being unreasonable. The full, take off behind, inside drop in? All good, it's still your wave!  But the closer the contest becomes the wiser it is to give way to the inside surfer. If your feet are hitting the deck a microsecond ahead of the other surfer, forget it, get out of the way.

The Where Were You When It Was Shitty? Rating: Unwise but sometimes forgiveable.
Look, if you turn up somewhere you don't regularly surf on one of the days of the year and think that you have equal rights with those who surf it everyday regardless of conditions, you may have some moral claim to your position but, let's talk real politik here, it doesn't fly and if you don't get the point you will get dropped in on and deservedly.  

The Full Frontal/Up Yours/Couldn't Give A Shit. Rating: Reprehensible, dangerous and risky.
OK, this is the one everyone thinks of when they consider the issue. The deliberate take off outside a surfer who clearly has right of way. It should never happen, but it does quite regularly in crowded conditions. Yes it is bad, yes you have a legitimate complaint but is it worth stressing over? Is it worth a verbal or physical confrontation? Almost certainly not. Shit it's Sunday, there are 100 people in the water, some people haven't had a wave for best part of an hour. Live with it. //blindboy

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stunet Thursday, 29 Jan 2015 at 4:52pm

Hows about this one from Burleigh Heads today? 28 sec mark. Where does it fit into the scheme?

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zenagain Thursday, 29 Jan 2015 at 5:03pm

That was definitely the Full frontal up yours couldn't give a shit.

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Rabbits68 Thursday, 29 Jan 2015 at 5:08pm

Pretty hard to let that one go........

Reading your post BB (given so many spots are crowded these days) almost reads like we will be excepting drop ins as the norm not the exception , if not already. Pretty sad state of affairs I reckon....

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zenagain Thursday, 29 Jan 2015 at 5:05pm

Oh, and if the guy that did that by chance reads this.

You're a fuckwit!

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udo Thursday, 29 Jan 2015 at 5:56pm

First name that came into my head after reading this article Blindboy-
Thomas victor Carroll.

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memlasurf Friday, 30 Jan 2015 at 1:22pm

Yes and Punchy Garcia. Both were (are?) shockers. I like to tell people about TC when he was younger that he wasn't terrible nice which is funny as now he is held up as one of the elder statesman. MR was a gentleman, TC certainly wasn't.

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unclevernon Wednesday, 4 Feb 2015 at 4:14pm

TC dropped in on me when I was a young bloke on my own turf in marginal conditions (cross-shore, well overhead) which fit right into the full frontal/couldn't give a shit category. This was immediately after having an enthusiastic and apparently friendly chat about how it was "pretty solid eh!". It wasn't crowded. He went from being one of the surf idols of my childhood to being a sad little prick as he looked back at me a metre behind him and went anyway.
He didn't seem nasty, more like a 4 year old with no impulse control. I ended up just feeling pity for him. Does he have some kind of mental health issues (serious question?)

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memlasurf Wednesday, 4 Feb 2015 at 4:23pm

Unclev, you could be right about his mental health he has declared he was an Ice addict for a long time which could have been in the period where he dropped in on everybody and anybody (which was about 30 years). A mate had Punchy Garcia do a very similar thing a Winki, don't you just love an arrogant pro, or is that just an plain old arsehole.

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unclevernon Wednesday, 4 Feb 2015 at 4:35pm

I guess a lifetime of having smoke blown up his arse can lead someone to have an overinflated sense of himself! Didn't seem to corrupt Lopez in the same way though, what an exceptional character he is.

I don't mean to come across as "holier than thou". My track record is pretty clean, but not spotless. While I've been the victim of "the celebrity dropper" as mentioned above, I also once gleefully executed "the celebrity dropee" at Hikaduwa in Sri Lanka. The victim was Jason Donovan of Neighbours fame. He was surfing a shortboard wearing speedoes, just couldn't help myself!

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floyd Thursday, 29 Jan 2015 at 5:58pm

Have used "the lesson" on occasion with great effect. I hate people who snake especially those blow-ins who start talking and being all friendly as they paddle past. Hello, fuckwit, aren't that dumb.

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tonybarber Thursday, 29 Jan 2015 at 5:59pm

Be very, very aware where you are dropping in. Waimea Bay or similar are exceptions, I suggest. The bloke above at Burleigh would have a sore head by now and sitting on the rocks (probably crying). Heh, if its super crowded then try go betweens !

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blindboy Thursday, 29 Jan 2015 at 6:01pm

I missed The Consent tony, dropping in by invitation for a bit of fun with the go behinds. It used to be a Rocky Lefts special.

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stunet Thursday, 29 Jan 2015 at 6:30pm

Years and years ago, back when Kelly had hair, he gave a speech - world title acceptance? Surfer poll? Can't remember - that included an anecdote about a time he unintentionaly dropped in on Gerry Lopez at Pipeline. Taught Slater a lesson in humility.

Old Baldy recalled a day at Pipe when he was just beginning to find his place in the lineup; aleady had a world title but yet to dominate in Hawaii. He took one late, pulled in, and as he was spat out noticed someone was riding behind him - Lopez! Mortified! He realised the gravity of what he'd done, imagined the crew on the beach thinking he'd done it deliberately to become Top Dog at Pipe. So he paddled straight up to Mr Pipeline and apologised profusely, expecting to cop a mouthful in return.

"Hey," said an unperturbed Lopez, "I know a 100 kids who'd pay 100 bucks to ride behind you."

Cool...

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the-spleen Thursday, 29 Jan 2015 at 6:39pm

Hope the next guy I drop in on takes it so calmly. All these blokes who get angry when I burn them?? Chill out.

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wellymon Saturday, 31 Jan 2015 at 1:54pm

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shaun Thursday, 29 Jan 2015 at 7:12pm

Believe it or not I never drop in on purpose, would likely to at times, but don't have the confidence, just something puts me off, if someone snakes me I am more likely to accidentally catch my arm in their leggie. The east coast, a world I'm happy not to live in,

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chin Thursday, 29 Jan 2015 at 10:29pm

Don't agree with "the speculator" being acceptable in crowded conditions, or any conditions for that matter.
I know a couple of guys who have turned that move into an art form. It makes the wave crumble behind them, and they know it. They get lots of waves by cruising along high on the face watching you over their shoulder, all fucking innocent "it's cool man I can pull out anytime just keep surfing" NO fuck off with that crap!!!

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mk1 Thursday, 29 Jan 2015 at 11:02pm

Would like to suggest another category - brain snap. You don't want to drop in, but you've been paddling for waves and pulling back for others for set after set after set. Suddenly a set comes, you aren't really in poll position but you paddled for it early, you really intend to do the speculator, but then its so good and the inside guy hasn't said anything so you kind of look back but tell yourself he can't make it when maybe he could if you stopped fkn up the wave.

Justified? Not really but it kind of happens in super crowded spots and can't really be helped. I had some one do it to me on the weekend and just said 'yeah nice one' to them. Turns out I then brain snapped and did it to someone else 25 minutes later. I knew it was happening but I couldn't really stop at the time either.

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sypkan Friday, 30 Jan 2015 at 10:23am

I hate this relatively new term 'brain snap' used by psychopaths and meathead footballers to excuse bad behaviour, Eddy McGuire used it when there really was no excuse.

" I knew it was happening but I couldn't really stop at the time either."

If you know it is happening it is not a brain snap, it might be frustration or the end of your tolerance, it is not a brain snap, trust me I work with psychopaths, a brain snap is way different

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mk1 Friday, 30 Jan 2015 at 10:59am

Fair enough but I don't think brain snap is a technical term for psychopathic episodes either, so probably shouldn't be compartmentalised as such.

At some levels its frustration, but for me its also a bit of desperation and just a momentary "ohh fuck it" moment. Not saying the behaviour is right or excusable and its definitely something to apologies for, but if you don't get a little aggressive in some line-ups from time to time you'll just become fresh meat for everyone else and get no waves.

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sypkan Friday, 30 Jan 2015 at 11:11am

At some levels its frustration, but for me its also a bit of desperation and just a momentary "ohh fuck it" moment. Not saying the behaviour is right or excusable and its definitely something to apologies for, but if you don't get a little aggressive in some line-ups from time to time you'll just become fresh meat for everyone else and get no waves.

I hear you mate, and totally agree.

I just don't like the term, it is being overused to trivialise seriously bad behaviour, thanks to clowns like McGuire

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Coops70 Thursday, 29 Jan 2015 at 11:04pm

Certain line ups cause a certain behavior, fucked yes but that's life I dont think it will change but just get worse. My generation it was highly frowned upon and taken very seriously, doesn't mean I don't drop in from time to time wether it be an accident or on purpose depends on my mood and the temprement of the line up on the day if that makes sense? I'm not perfect ! !!

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Rabbits68 Thursday, 29 Jan 2015 at 11:18pm

No ones perfect Coops but a blatant drop in is just that, blatant. Paddling back out & saying "sorry mate but I'm not perfect". Fuck me, the drop in used to be, like you said "taken seriously" & still is by some, me included. It's a dog act unless that person is taking way more than their fair share......

If dropping in becomes completely acceptable, then what??

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Fishlegs Thursday, 29 Jan 2015 at 11:20pm

The 9 commandments.

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OuterBarrierRee... Friday, 30 Jan 2015 at 12:10am

Drop ins are pretty rare up this way, no isrealis either ;)

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islandman Friday, 30 Jan 2015 at 9:07am

man i just want to find out who did that drop in and slap them ! that is outrageous! unless it was a revenge drop in? but more likely just one of the lovely burleigh locals showing there hospitality.

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ACB__ Friday, 30 Jan 2015 at 9:55am

What do you guys reckon about the "First to your feet rule"?

I was surfing on the central coast the other week with a few mates and had picked up a nice bigger one from out the back.. as i rode it in someone had taken off behind me further into the shore and tried to call me off... essentially he was told to fuck off as I took it all the way to the shorey :)

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mk1 Friday, 30 Jan 2015 at 10:14am

ACB think the guys doing that are being way to cheeky. Sure, try it on if you're desperate but don't expect anyone to take you seriously.

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Blowin Friday, 30 Jan 2015 at 10:25am

Never really given the first to the feet rule any credence. I reckon it's an outmoded relic from the longboard era.

If someone's on the inside of me, then it's their wave. Conversely , if I'm on the inside , you can paddle as hard as you fucking like and get to your feet as early as you like on your tanker - that waves mine.

The only reason you should be even attempting to stand is if it's your wave.

Paddle battling from the shoulder is as bad as snaking. Just relax and wait your turn.

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stinky_wes Friday, 30 Jan 2015 at 10:26am

There's only one perfectly acceptable drop-in, very similar to the Full Frontal but done on your brother. A bit of brotherly love never goes astray!

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wellymon Friday, 30 Jan 2015 at 2:42pm

Thats pretty funny stinky and fair enough, but me bro's a farmer/pig hunter and thinks surfers are bunch of misleading youths with cock head attitudes, that think surfing is the only thing in the world. Maybe thats why we drop in sometimes;)
Which I could drop in on him sometimes.

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BrendanBatty Sunday, 1 Feb 2015 at 8:13am

I have a brother called Wes. He's in England, so I stole his fins. Try dropping in on me now, bro.

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jmarc Friday, 30 Jan 2015 at 10:40am

If the guy who drops in on me is really good, well at least I enjoy the show! It happened to me a couple of times at the dawn session before the Carve Pro Junior at Maroubra 2 weeks ago and I wished I had a GoPro to record these kids doing airs 3 metres in front of me!

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mk1 Friday, 30 Jan 2015 at 10:53am

I've mentioned on here before that on the southern gc the normal drop in rules don't strictly apply. The hard rules work in small towns with a lot of waves per person but when every lineup is a shit fight and people are getting desperate, you have to expect a bit of give and take. The most annoying people in the line up for me are the ones getting all butt hurt and yelling down the line when they probably won't make a section. Sorry buddy, take your aggro ownership issues back over the border cause their aren't enough waves to play that way.

Secondly, our rules re surfing priority systems are a product of our developed surf heritage (anglo surf countries). They work here and are often considered beyond question, but there's nothing to suggest they are or should be universal.

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h_b_bear Friday, 30 Jan 2015 at 11:46am

The Celebrity Dropper aka Tom Carroll.

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kookster Friday, 30 Jan 2015 at 11:52am

The "Where Were You When It Was Shitty?" is wrong IMO. It approaches the hypocrisy of Locals Only bullshit. (Anyone who calls Locals Only has absolutely no right to surf any other break in the world.)

Assuming a person obeys other rules, respects the lineup, waits their turn, etc then there is absolutely no grounds for someone who surfs there often to assume they are any more entitled to the wave. It doesn't matter if it's the best wave of the best set that's rolled through in a decade - the dude whose turn it is gets priority and good luck to him.

On that note, we discuss drop-ins all the time, but we rarely discuss those who continually paddle to the head of the lineup. To me you cant be a greedy prick like that. If someone else is sitting a bit further down the line and you've paddled past them 3 times if they drop in on you well you probably deserve it for not sharing the stoke, so don't go getting all pissy about it.

And yep, the dropin dude at Burleigh, mate you are a serious cocksmoker, unless of course the other guy kept paddling past you and took every wave.

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mk1 Friday, 30 Jan 2015 at 12:00pm

"Yocals Only"

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stunet Friday, 30 Jan 2015 at 12:09pm

I've always thought Driver's Rights was an acceptable drop in. If my car cops the punishment from a 500k drive, the last 20 over a washed out fire trail, I'll claim some sort of redemption.

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zenagain Friday, 30 Jan 2015 at 1:49pm

Similar to the guy who chops up gets first cone?

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sidthefish Friday, 30 Jan 2015 at 12:09pm

Maybe them guys @ Burleigh were just mates ? = What are "mates" for ? Esp. BFFs.

On the Goldie ya just gotta roll with it. Garunteed, you can be away for a few months, OS or wherever. When you get home, some will drop-in on you them tell you to fuck off "cos he's a local". Its most amusing really. Plus often the ensuing blow ups are top entertainment.

FWIW, TC was/is crook, as was Nat @ eg: Angas.

But boys n girls... the most chronic dropper-inner-er-a EVER was Hughie Pierpiont, hands down. By fuck that man was prick.

(yep, Sid Lives.)

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stunet Friday, 30 Jan 2015 at 12:14pm

Hey up Sid, good to see you're kicking.

And if we're outing people then Rick Ruckus and Pipes get the gong.

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freeride76 Friday, 30 Jan 2015 at 12:24pm

With respect Kookster, that really depends on where you are surfing.

At my local point and many other breaks I've visited the locals know the break best and will paddle out to and sit on the deepest and best take-off spots.
Some of those blokes have an hour before work or are on a lunch hour. That could be me.
I'm dammed if I'm going to sit on the shoulder down the line and wait for the car load of visiting uni students from QLD or the pack of Euro kooks to all get a wave before I paddle back to the take-off spot.
But I don't drop in either. Ever if I can help it. Might be guilty once or twice of a speculator or lesson.
Likewise If I'm travelling and surfing a localised break I'm not going to sit out on the deepest take-off with the locals unless invited and I sure as hell wouldn't expect them organise their surf around me getting my share of waves. Eventually it'll happen.

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inzider Saturday, 31 Jan 2015 at 11:00pm

I concur FR76.

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kookster Friday, 30 Jan 2015 at 1:00pm

There's a heaps of ifs buts and maybes but the fact you have an hour to surf has SFA to do with whether you can take a wave (all other things being equal). Imagine even a regular Pipe surfer paddling out and claiming he was on smoko and the next wave is his accordingly. If people are in the wrong spot or hopeless surfers fine paddle past and take off inside, but if you've had the last three waves (and they haven't kooked their "priority") that means it's their turn, and they snag a wave down the line it's their wave, end of story.

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crip Friday, 30 Jan 2015 at 1:53pm

There's NEVER an acceptable drop-in, even in the impossiblly crowded GC points. A drop-in is a drop-in and is just plainly showing a lack of courtesy towards your fellow surfers. Just saying that "shit it's crowded so it's a no-rules game" is lame. If you can't get a wave by any means other than dropping in then you shouldn't be out there in the first place.
As for paddling back to the inside - well, it depends on the vibe and situation. If you've got the place wired and want to take off way inside and gun it (and are making it through), then you've got the right to do that and not expect someone to drop in at the end of that section, especially if you're inside the barrel and the dropin shuts the end of the tube down. But if it's a mellow wave with only a half-dozen on it, then yeah, take it in turns, call others in. Even if you're sitting deeper inside you can still leave waves until it's your turn.
It's all about respect and courtesy.
As an aside, and it is certainly part of the discussion: I constantly hear people complaining that it's getting more and more crowded. I dunno. I haven't found that in Vic - we'd get pissed off at the crowds when I was surfing around Torquay in the early 1980s. A mate quit surfing in 1980 coz he said it was getting too crowded. There was often 30-40 out at Winki and Bells back then, and it's no more packed now. The same goes for all the other Vic spots I surfed back then and still surf now. Not more crowded. It might be different on the GC and Sydney, and newly opened areas like Indo etc (yeah, Ulus is more packed now than in 1980!)

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zenagain Friday, 30 Jan 2015 at 1:54pm

I'm a firm believer of easing into the lineup during a sesh.

Paddle out, scope the situation, let a few go through then slide on in. But if I've been out there for an hour, I see somebody stretch on the beach paddle straight out and straight inside, it's fuck you, I'm going and if you whinge about it, I'll explain why.

Happens quite a lot in my neck of the woods.

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wellymon Friday, 30 Jan 2015 at 2:55pm

haha Zen, I did drop in the other day, plenty of waves around a few people as well, was keen on a wave but that was my karma, I didn't really have a great surf after that incident, a few to say the least.
The bloke got all bummed and mouthed off at me, which was fair enof, but I couldn't help myself by saying "go cry and river champ, we are on the GC it happens all the time"
Sure enough at the end of my session, I got dropped in on... probably the best wave I managed to snaffle during that session...!, I thought fair enough karma comes around;)
Life goes round like a roll of toilet paper, then we wake the next day to live another one eh.

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zenagain Friday, 30 Jan 2015 at 3:05pm

Very rare for me Welly. Either has to be my brother or good mate and all done with a huge grin on my face or as mentioned above, some prick paddles straight out, straight past and no g'day. That shits me. If he waits out a couple fair enough, but if he takes first wave of the set that's bad manners and I'll go and feel absolutely no regret in doing so.

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wellymon Saturday, 31 Jan 2015 at 9:22am

I thought he said "i'm going left" anyhooooo ;)

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oiley Friday, 30 Jan 2015 at 2:26pm

only thing that bothers me is the SUP - as far as I see it, every wave they catch is a drop in

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wally Friday, 30 Jan 2015 at 2:36pm

As mk1 says, there is some different rules down at the Snapper end of the GC.

One that seems to apply is a 'Sorry, but your time is up' rule.
A surfer will generally get a good clear 4-5 seconds on the wave, no drop in. But after that, clearly they have had a fair go, and the next person in line can drop in with impunity. It's all part of a fair share philosophy.
I don't do it, but that is how it seems to work.

Of course, when the surf is particularly good at Snapper, the rules seem to change again, but I can't quite crack the code on that one. In all circumstances, it is surprising how uncomplaining and accepting of being dropped in on is the average Snapper surfer.

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zeta Friday, 30 Jan 2015 at 2:53pm

Glad I live in tassie... it gets rarely crowded..

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Blowin Friday, 30 Jan 2015 at 3:03pm

I went to Snapper and didn't get dropped in on once in a three hour surf. A heap of guys I was sharing waves with did though. Boom Tish .

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udo Friday, 30 Jan 2015 at 3:40pm

What about that one cunt.......every spot has him, you know it could be at a break you holiday at yearly,be it Lennox ,The Pass ,Angourie ,Margs Bells, The Bluff ,that one local prick that scowls at you ...hassles like fuck....blatantly drops in every opportunity...refuses to say gday- Its not until your next trip back there and you click fuck id forgotten all about him....prick nothings changed with him ......it/they come up in conversation quite often when overseas ...when you get talking to other Aussie surfers about your favorite places to surf in oz........and they all know him...the guy that surfs yellow boards or got an ugly style or a big beak or big mouth-they all know that one same cunt at that spot.

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roubydouby Monday, 2 Feb 2015 at 5:09pm

Hahahahah... Always with the yellow board!

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morris Friday, 30 Jan 2015 at 4:34pm

Fair go Udo, Shauney can be a prick but he's a softy when you get to know him, doesn't say g'day cause he's a bit shy.

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mick63 Friday, 30 Jan 2015 at 6:49pm

There was one guy UDO a few years back in SA, a young mid coast local a bit like that only there was never a scowl just a constant hassle and paddle inside trip, would add the occasional drop in as well, didn’t matter where he surfed, he just had to be the top dog. Anyway I was surfing over at Yorkes at Salmon Hole with one other guy, perfect head high waves, sunny, light offshores, heaps of swell, absolutely perfect. A real cruisy session and this prick and a mate paddled out. There was no need to hassle as there were plenty of set waves to go around and only 4 of us but he paddled inside everytime. After awhile a set came through and even though he was on the inside I thought “fuck ya” so started paddling and as we took off he called me off. So the thing is this, he kept paddling so far inside that the rocks were a bit shallow in front of the take off spot, actually there were a few sticking right out of the water, so the most rational and desirable thing to do would be to bottom turn straight away. You definitely would not “fade”. At that moment though it just seemed to be the right thing to do, it was just an unconscious reaction to the situation and it seemed to be the most natural thing to do, not so much as a “The Lesson” but more of a “Fuck off Ya Pillock”. As I finally bottom turned, out of the corner of my eye I could see rocks very close, I didn’t see what ól mate was up to though.

Anyway his mate was paddling out so he must have seen it all and he gave the dirtiest look anyone’s given me. As for Harry Hotty, he didn’t paddle back out so to this day I don’t know what the outcome was. I am by no means a religious person but that just felt so righteous and even thinking about it know, it still gives me a warm feeling inside. So where ever you are Harry Hotshot….Amen

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Damothediver Friday, 30 Jan 2015 at 9:05pm

It is never acceptable to intentionally and knowingly drop in IMO but it does happen accidentally, no matter what people say.......you might be sooo focused you forget to look, or think they are going left......whatever the reason, if it is an accident then apologise and be done with it. The crowds here on the Goldy are getting beyond crazy and it can be hard to have a good surf and leave the water mellow and happy. I jumped off the rocks at Burleigh yesterday in the dark.......I shit you not there was only enough light to barely see the path to the water........there was already one other guy in the water and within 10 mins, the sun hadn't even shown itself yet and there was guys yelling at each other in the lineup.........
I guess you just get used to it, try to get your fill and stay avoid any tension......its not nice to leave the water more tense than you entered it, surfing is not supposed yo be like that......not for me anyway

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shithead Saturday, 31 Jan 2015 at 7:27am

Everyone come to noosa on our next swell!,

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mikehunt207 Saturday, 31 Jan 2015 at 10:13am

Jake "the snake"paterson! ridden waves behind him from cottesloe beach to sunset beach and everywhere in between over 30+ years, he doesnt get called snake just because it rhymes with jake, jackass. Vetea David deserves a mention. What about the "over frothing grommet "drop in, more of a modern take with all the precious youth who have never been slapped in their lives, "big wave" zac springs to mind as a good example of this one

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udo Saturday, 31 Jan 2015 at 11:04am

Vetea David...... absolute shocker - Gros chien batard

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brutus Saturday, 31 Jan 2015 at 3:43pm

worst ever...Lopez....with a smile and wanting to play go behinds...and Tom carroll and RCJ....

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Mushroom Man Saturday, 31 Jan 2015 at 8:05pm

Growing up on one of the more parochial and aggressive Northern Beaches but now residing on the Mornington Pen, I can't believe the amount of "Up First" drop ins that happen down here.

I'm 90kg and ride a 6'0 as my every day. I reckon 50% of guys down here don't ride less than 6'6 and about 3" thick, even if they are 75kg, so the Up First happens all the time. Guys will sit 20m out on the shoulder and still think they have rights... Stupid thing is that they still do it when there single figure crowds!

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Stroppo17 Saturday, 31 Jan 2015 at 9:57pm

For me it's simple...

I don't like to drop in because I know the pleasure of being deep within anyone of the many GC draining barrels, but remember, you set the tone of the session. So if you drop in on me, I'll be looking to return the favor on your very next wave... Take it on the Chin Champ!!!

BUT,

If I I'm already driving hard down the line then stay the fuck off!!! don't paddle and blatantly drop in you piece of shit (in this instance - AKA old mate in the Black Rashie). Absolutely poor form and congrates on receive the 'Cock Smokers Award' of the session for your efforts

Same goes for down at Kirra. Just because someone is pulling into the barrel doesn't mean you can fucking drop in!!! Let me/anyone/everyone have that moment of clarity and serene pleasure of being deep in one of the worlds most Iconic waves. A wave that we're lucky enough to have on our doorstep...

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wellymon Tuesday, 3 Feb 2015 at 7:26pm

"If I I'm already driving hard down the line then stay the fuck off!!! don't paddle and blatantly drop in you piece of shit (in this instance - AKA old mate in the Black Rashie). Absolutely poor form and congrates on receive the 'Cock Smokers Award' of the session for your efforts"

Fair call Stroppo17, that wasn't at TOS on the Monday was it...??????
If I did see this incident with 'old mate in a black rashie', were you all tattooed up....!
Was 'Old mate in the black Rashie quite a big tough looking, bald headed fella that was probably surfing before you were even thought about in your dads balls bags.....?
If so...! I do know the bloke, nice guy and fair dinkum, he talked to me about the incident that I actually witnessed and felt really bad as he thought you were going left....? It also looked liked you were too far behind the peak and as well you got worked...?
Funny thing was he said this fella cakeholed off and he ignored it. If this was you Stroppo17, lucky champ as he is an ex UFC champ and knows how to drown people as well lucky for you.
Hopefully you don't cross his path mouthing off again....?
Be careful mouthing off people on here.

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mibs-oner Sunday, 1 Feb 2015 at 7:04pm

I'm all about the 'where were you when it's shitty' rule. Fuckers turn up like its Woodstock when the forecast looks promising. I actually made my New Years resolution to be ruthless to blow ins. It's pretty annoying when it's pumping and there's 100 blokes in the water and you only know 10 guys.

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shaun Sunday, 1 Feb 2015 at 8:27pm

Some of us don't surf when it's shitty, we leave it for the blowins ;-)

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finback Sunday, 1 Feb 2015 at 8:35pm

Don't forget the surfer with a disability who always had the perfect excuse. He had a glass left eye after an industry related accident and when he dropped in on a North Coast point break right. (2464) , his excuse was " sorry mate I couldn't see you"

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oiley Monday, 2 Feb 2015 at 9:53am

this is all a bit negative - i've met some real friendly blokes out there in the line up, who will call you in to a wave, locals you've just met who will happily tell you to follow them as they paddle out to a better bank further down the beach. .. but this is usually the less crowded spots though

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KillJoy Monday, 2 Feb 2015 at 3:09pm

Allot of informed Comments, impressive, tinged with the usual suspects demonstrating vast deficiencies in the temporal lobes! I have lived in allot of top wave locations over the years, now finally settled. I think whoever wrote this is complicating a simple issue, a drop in is a drop in, don't do it. Unfortunately, many people look to our feeble minded media cousins for answers, my concern is that they might actually listen to this dribble dick. If you drop in, you have transgressed a cardinal rule and should cop to this, just cause you apologise doesn't mean you not a man fellas, a lesser man can't look another in the eye and do what needs to be done. On the subject of snaking, I find it abohorent (for those undereducated in our midst it means, the worst ever). Consider this brief statistic, I have never been snaked when surfing a spot where I am not a local, man on man, i.e. when its been just me and a local. Whenever I have been snaked it has been when I have been outnumbered (I always surf on my own). Its typical of any one who is inadequate, they cannot delay gratification and rely upon the pack mentality to have their needs met. Can I qualify, I have no problem with someone paddling inside of me if I am not prepared to take my seat on the inside, if you can't handle the heat you shouldn't expect it to be given to you, but to snake, is like lying next to another man's missus. I don't know how to solve this problem, I do my best to model the rules out there, ya hope its reciprocated. But theres always some little fucker with a sense of entitlement, willing to ignore common decensy. And for those little pricks who may have a swipe at me for being precious, I don't mind aggression in the water, but it takes skill to channell this into carving it up. And for the record, my confession is I have sinned Father, I have dropped in on 5 people in my 30 years of surfing, apologised for each occassion.

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mk1 Monday, 2 Feb 2015 at 4:32pm

I dropped in on 5 people this last weekend, but only got dropped in on 3 times.

So the way I look at it, I'm winning.

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wellymon Monday, 2 Feb 2015 at 6:50pm

A guy in a Black Rashie...?
A guy in a Green Rashie...?
or the guy in a Blue Rashie...?

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mk1 Monday, 2 Feb 2015 at 7:04pm

Nah, not at burleigh point

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wellymon Monday, 2 Feb 2015 at 9:25pm

The S word...?

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savanova Monday, 2 Feb 2015 at 5:21pm

I believe the The Where Were You When It Was Shitty? & The Full Frontal/Up Yours/Couldn't Give A Shit will happily go hand in hand at my local. Espec after last weekend as car load after car load of Shire/Sydney pretty boys arrived to have phone sex with their BFF's in the car park over the qual of the surf.
Expect to be dropped in on when you turn up with city arrogance/ignorance and no common sence .
BTW who the fuck posts on face book when a quiet corner is pumping????

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inzider Monday, 2 Feb 2015 at 6:23pm

horses for courses, so many different scenarios can unwind anywhere anytime

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mick63 Monday, 2 Feb 2015 at 7:29pm

savanova commented " BTW who the fuck posts on face book when a quiet corner is pumping????"

Ummm....Swellnet?

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savanova Tuesday, 3 Feb 2015 at 7:04am

mick63 I wasnt refering to to surf cams at south bondi. More the" just surfed xxx with 4 guys and pumping banks" post.

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KillJoy Tuesday, 3 Feb 2015 at 1:24pm

The surf cams are the elephant in the room boys, that is half the problem. But we don't want to rock the boat with Swellnet, fuck em, they are part of the problem. Again Media dictates how we should think and behave. Before surfcams, no one if they valued the shape of their nose would be calling up on their mobile phone in the car park, surf cams were the thin edge of the wedge and the end of your local. So we shouldn't really be blaming the average Pleb, they are just doing as their told. If the surf politik had done as much for the sport as say Lawn Bowls had for itself we wouldn't be moaning about drop ins, I can tell you that. Surfcams mean, more access to their sites, which means more advertising power. You don't really think it is about helping average Joe.

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caml Wednesday, 4 Feb 2015 at 9:02am

anyone ever thought of tandem acts ? imagine becoming real good at surfing 2 or more ppl on a wave . world champions teamed up that had a good repetoire could rival the wsl . surfing has a selfish vibe with the my wave / your wave mentality . sure theres waves that arent appropriate but theres some that are . its an avenue that been rarely played with and i think theres a good reason for it to be tried . why couldnt a guy + girl or 2 girls or 2 blokes become so good they are sponsored for it ? it could really improve surfing becos a selfish attitude isnt as good as sharing . just for fun whatever get someone to share every wave u ride for a whole session at an appropriate wave

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silicun Wednesday, 4 Feb 2015 at 2:01pm

Like this one caml, maybe more NRL than wsl, a decent tandem effort none the less....

http://vimeo.com/101341674

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blindboy Wednesday, 4 Feb 2015 at 9:56pm

Used to to do this at Rocky Lefts way back when. There was one young local who was right into it with me. Whoever was in front would take a few pumps to create enough space for the insider to build some speed, then it was just go behinds all the way down the line and if it all turned pear shape it was a big laugh amongst accusations of whose fault it was. Twice as many waves and four times the fun! The only problem is that you need a wave with a relatively long predictable wall that isn't reeling off too quickly or dropping long sections. Good call caml though I'm not so sure it could ever get an audience.

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Blowin Wednesday, 4 Feb 2015 at 10:24pm

I saw you get one from centries through Tombies that could have fit us both in Caml. Wouldn't have worked though mate. The stream of fear induced shit pumping out of my puckered date would have blinded you for sure.

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stan Wednesday, 4 Feb 2015 at 7:30pm

The beginners guide? I have only been surfing for 2 years, if someone is surfing on the inside of me it is their wave. that is it.

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KillJoy Wednesday, 4 Feb 2015 at 9:42pm

I think this is a joke ... but I doubt it so I am going to drown myself in my kids sandpit....

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thelostclimber Thursday, 5 Feb 2015 at 4:40pm

There's at least one drop in you forgot.

The "Your a Kook sitting too deep, I was letting you have the wave because your on the inside (and I respect the unwritten rules), but after pulling back at the last second and not taking off on the last 3 waves I'm gonna drop in on you not matter what next time"

Its got a long name I know, but its valid

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wellymon Thursday, 5 Feb 2015 at 4:41pm

aye

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skwid Thursday, 5 Feb 2015 at 5:58pm

how about when paddling back out and someones just picked up a smoker .. paddle on the inside and cop it on the head you rockmelon!!!
there's far too many shoulder scramblers who need to learn to duckdive

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caml Thursday, 5 Feb 2015 at 8:53pm

blindy why couldnt it get an audience ? doubles not singles , theres always an audience if somethings good enough . you can actually do swapovers and take turns to get barrelled , done it at deset pt !

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wellymon Thursday, 5 Feb 2015 at 9:20pm

Classic call Caml, love it.
Actually was gonna post the same thing a few days back,,,,! You were 3 steps ahead.
Shared a wave today with a good mate who I travelled with to surf with, fuck it was awesome, loved it. Both hooted and went with the flow.
It was unreal seeing someone surf in front of me at the same time whilst surfing the wave which, IMO is such a unique experience ;)

Geez Deserts....? haha Gold

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Blowin Thursday, 5 Feb 2015 at 9:47pm

You'd love a spit roast Welly.

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blindboy Thursday, 5 Feb 2015 at 9:29pm

You could be right caml. Grab yourself a cameraman and post some videos!

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Blowin Thursday, 5 Feb 2015 at 9:06pm

Wouldn't say that tandem surfing is a rarity at Deserts already to be honest. Consensual or otherwise. Particularly otherwise.

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udo Thursday, 5 Feb 2015 at 9:02pm

Mark Healy and Michael Ho did a nice tandem tube at pipe a few days back.

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caml Thursday, 5 Feb 2015 at 11:08pm

excactly ! & high fived so there . how about opening the mind to this sharing technique . remember to yell go ! as you take off . its all about teaching the learners new tricks . you can teach kids to surf amphidexterous too .

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wally Friday, 6 Feb 2015 at 1:16am

The footage from last year, of Laird Hamilton and Allen Sarlo sharing a wave at Malibu and both shooting the pier is pretty cool.