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Shatner'sBassoon started the topic in Friday, 6 Nov 2015 at 7:48pm

AN ALL-ENCOMPASSING KALEIDOSCOPIC JOIN-THE-DOTS/ADULT COLOURING BOOK EXPERIMENTAL PROJECT IN NARCISSISTIC/ONANISTIC BIG PICTURE PARASITIC FORUM BLEEDING.

LIKE POLITICAL LIFE, PARTICIPATION IS WELCOME, ENCOURAGED EVEN, BUT NOT NECESSARY.

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Shatner'sBassoon Wednesday, 20 Sep 2017 at 4:16pm

Are you a "union rep", Turkey?

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talkingturkey Wednesday, 20 Sep 2017 at 4:17pm

Are you, comrade?

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Shatner'sBassoon Wednesday, 20 Sep 2017 at 4:18pm

Amasing!

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talkingturkey Wednesday, 20 Sep 2017 at 4:18pm

Parp!

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Gaz1799 Wednesday, 20 Sep 2017 at 4:31pm

Wow 4 comments in two minutes turkey/shatner!

What are the odds that both of you being completely different people in different locations logged on at the exact same time and chose to comment? And even in order? The world truly is an amazing place.

I'm full of crazy conspiracy theories today Andy.

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Dale -Cooper Wednesday, 20 Sep 2017 at 4:35pm

Brothers, sisters, comrades, accountants, dole-bludgers, gym instructors, fishos, realos, commies, nativists, socialists, capitalists, drunkards, druggies, teetotallers, believers, atheists, agnostics, SURFERS, can't we all just get along?

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Shatner'sBassoon Wednesday, 20 Sep 2017 at 4:37pm

Yeah, nah...

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talkingturkey Wednesday, 20 Sep 2017 at 4:37pm

Amasing!

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Gaz1799 Wednesday, 20 Sep 2017 at 4:39pm

Blowin commented FRIDAY, 24 FEB 2017 at 1:05PM
Ever been a union member Turkey ?

talkingturkey commented FRIDAY, 24 FEB 2017 at 1:59PM
Yep, and more.

https://www.swellnet.com/forums/politico/307178?page=50

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talkingturkey Wednesday, 20 Sep 2017 at 4:41pm

See my comment above yours.

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Dale -Cooper Wednesday, 20 Sep 2017 at 4:43pm

"If we are on the outside, we assume a conspiracy is the perfect working of a scheme. Silent nameless men with unadorned hearts. A conspiracy is everything that ordinary life is not. It's the inside game, cold, sure, undistracted, forever closed off to us. We are the flawed ones, the innocents, trying to make some rough sense of the daily jostle. Conspirators have a logic and a daring beyond our reach. All conspiracies are the same taut story of men who find coherence in some criminal act."

Don Delillo

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Gaz1799 Wednesday, 20 Sep 2017 at 4:50pm

Can't find the comment on Shatner being in a union but here's Blowin slamming TT/Shatner/Gollum last month.

Blowin commented WEDNESDAY, 6 SEP 2017 at 3:51PM
"For what it's worth I reckon you're a mid level union hack . Seems fitting with all the "Comrade " references ."

And Dale-Cooper? Isn't that another one? Stu do you know who the dopplegangers are and if there are more than 4 actual commenters in this forum? I'm on a roll today.

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talkingturkey Wednesday, 20 Sep 2017 at 5:06pm

Actually, that look-back had some good reading, Garry. Those were the daze! Cheers.

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Gaz1799 Wednesday, 20 Sep 2017 at 5:04pm

They were good times Shat-Key

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stunet Wednesday, 20 Sep 2017 at 5:05pm

Well shit Gaz, at first I thought you were Guy Smiley, then I thought you were AndyM.

My advice? Be suspicious of everyone.

Except Herc...you can trust that big Doozy.

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GuySmiley Wednesday, 20 Sep 2017 at 5:11pm

hey stu leave me out out of it whatever it is .... have no time and inclination to read today's insights, too knackered after a surf

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stunet Wednesday, 20 Sep 2017 at 5:16pm

No problems Gaz.

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Gaz1799 Wednesday, 20 Sep 2017 at 5:16pm

This place is a modern-day murder mystery where everyone is someone else and nothing is as it seems.

I can confirm that I am a real person with no other online persona's.

I actually never even stopped to consider that there may be more than one catfish in the room either.

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stunet Wednesday, 20 Sep 2017 at 5:18pm

Good to hear someone is scoring.

Springtime blues setting in here. Southerly swell tap slowing, northerly tap yet to run.

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Shatner'sBassoon Wednesday, 20 Sep 2017 at 5:22pm

Garry, Blowie "slamming"? Ha ha! "Slamming" what?

Fuck sake.

He reckons I work in a bottle-o too. Add that and his other 50 shades of brown to the resume.

Slamming!

There was more realistic slamming in the WWE.

"I'm on a roll today"

Yeah, champ.

Can I grab a ticket to the "Garry the Accountant" show?

Or did you buy 'em all out yourself?

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Gaz1799 Wednesday, 20 Sep 2017 at 5:25pm

You'd be able to see who's logged on at the same time though?

The metro adelaide forecast is consistent if anything, which is nothing to celebrate.

I can't see anywaves on the horizon in my neck of the woods.

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Blowin Wednesday, 20 Sep 2017 at 5:27pm

Only one pseudonym for me , Gaz.

Multiple personas are for those deluded wankers that mistakenly think their lives wouldn't be so dull if they could only introduce a bit of their beloved David Lynch's plot twists to a straight forward online forum.

Though the actual reality is that It's the ultimate sign of weakness when you've got to play your own hype man and chorus line.

Believing it's clever is just doubling down on the stupidity.

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Gaz1799 Wednesday, 20 Sep 2017 at 5:28pm

Tickets are as cheap as you like Shat-Key but if you need to buy one for all your other persona's you're gonna run outta dough pretty quick "Comrade!"

"Parp!"

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Shatner'sBassoon Wednesday, 20 Sep 2017 at 5:31pm

Bingo! Ha ha, fellas! You owe me a sixer!

And none of that cheap shite!

Cheers, Blowie! I knew you'd be good for something someday.

Carry on, champ.

Burp!

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Shatner'sBassoon Wednesday, 20 Sep 2017 at 5:35pm

Garry, a serious accounting-type question. If you've bought all the tickets to your own show, how do I then get one?

Oh, I get it.

You scalp them for sleazy undisclosed profit!

I like your thinking.

Can you do my tax?

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Gaz1799 Wednesday, 20 Sep 2017 at 5:35pm

So that would be one beer for you and each of your dopplegangers Shat-Key? Is 6 even enough to go around?

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Purplepills Wednesday, 20 Sep 2017 at 5:39pm

whats going on here, handbags at 20....

thanks gaz1799 try fishing an area after pros kinda like olde dick smith contradictions.

i call a shatner blowie surf off in 8 foot

parp....

but i think you have chickened before realsurfblowie

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Purplepills Wednesday, 20 Sep 2017 at 5:39pm

whats going on here, handbags at 20....

thanks gaz1799 try fishing an area after pros kinda like olde dick smith contradictions.

i call a shatner blowie surf off in 8 foot

parp....

but i think you have chickened before realsurfblowie

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Gaz1799 Wednesday, 20 Sep 2017 at 5:41pm

Haha come on mate whats sleazier than lurking on forums under multiple fake names? And trying to hide it?

You know they actually shut down internet chat rooms for that exact reason.

I actually get the impression you don't pay any tax my friend. Or does Turkey? Purple Pills? Do you guys share the same tax file number? Do you all have separate jobs? Who answers the phone? Do you all fit in one car or do you need a tarago?

Man your life sounds a roller-coaster.

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Dale -Cooper Wednesday, 20 Sep 2017 at 5:46pm

Is Garry morphing into The Blow-in?

Who, in turn, morphed into Donald Trump?

"He who fights with monsters should be careful lest he thereby become a monster.
And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee."

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Shatner'sBassoon Wednesday, 20 Sep 2017 at 5:48pm

C'mon...C'mon...

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Gaz1799 Wednesday, 20 Sep 2017 at 5:51pm

Do we need to refer you guys (Turkey, Shatner, Dale-Cooper, Puple, etc) in gender neutral pro-nouns or are you guys all the same sex?

Is guys offensive or should I use terms like "they" or "them"?

Man this is getting complex.

I don't want to step on any toes though we need to keep this politically correct.

For the kids.

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stunet Wednesday, 20 Sep 2017 at 5:53pm

Call them guys.

And I'll raise you Cain.

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Purplepills Wednesday, 20 Sep 2017 at 5:53pm

gaz i know the bloke and we are on separate coasts my friend

i think you are not who you say you are sudden interest in the topic and peeps handle names

i dont pay tax but shatner does - trusts my friend

blowie calling out clam

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Purplepills Wednesday, 20 Sep 2017 at 5:53pm

gaz i know the bloke and we are on separate coasts my friend

i think you are not who you say you are sudden interest in the topic and peeps handle names

i dont pay tax but shatner does - trusts my friend

blowie calling out clam

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Purplepills Wednesday, 20 Sep 2017 at 6:03pm

double post

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Shatner'sBassoon Wednesday, 20 Sep 2017 at 5:54pm

Garry, you're getting in the way son.

C'mon...c'mon...

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Blowin Wednesday, 20 Sep 2017 at 6:00pm

A surf off.

Honestly ?

Why don't we just don water skies and jump over a net filled with sharks ?

Never been on Real Surf , PP.

Not calling out Clam. Thinking he might be a mate I haven't seen for a while.

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Shatner'sBassoon Wednesday, 20 Sep 2017 at 6:12pm

BINGO! Yeeha! Another sixer!

Blowie, you're the gift that keeps on giving.

Burp!

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Purplepills Wednesday, 20 Sep 2017 at 6:12pm

scared of 8 foot blowie i expect you to be on ya 6'5

yeah nah not honestly, like webber and shearer swellnet should pay per view the new wsl

boxing ring for beef webber thats whay ya want in the middle of the wave pool- thats patented

but NWWA or INDO you free wheeling cat, we will be waiting a while on the east coast for 8 foot and anything like june 4 2016

clam was pretty pissed as is pissed in the jungle we wait to here from him

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Shatner'sBassoon Wednesday, 20 Sep 2017 at 6:14pm

Slab! Slab!

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Gaz1799 Wednesday, 20 Sep 2017 at 6:14pm

Advertise where its gonna be 8 foot for a surf off on a swellnet forum?

What could possibly go wrong.

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Shatner'sBassoon Wednesday, 20 Sep 2017 at 6:14pm

And I'm not talking about waves...

C'mon...c'mon...

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Purplepills Wednesday, 20 Sep 2017 at 6:17pm

they who knows knows

admins organise

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Blowin Wednesday, 20 Sep 2017 at 6:21pm

Here's your slab Shatner.

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Shatner'sBassoon Wednesday, 20 Sep 2017 at 6:23pm

Huzzah!

You know, some people reckon you're a fuck-knuckle, Blowie...

but you're alright by me!

Burp!

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Purplepills Wednesday, 20 Sep 2017 at 6:24pm

anyway going to rig the boat up to fish the potential marine park before the green political agenda spoil my nanny state any further
back on topic

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Shatner'sBassoon Wednesday, 20 Sep 2017 at 6:29pm

Skull drag some fuckers for me, Purps.

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Purplepills Wednesday, 20 Sep 2017 at 6:34pm

light leader - to get the bite

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freeride76 Wednesday, 20 Sep 2017 at 6:48pm

go light, to get the bite.