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Shatner'sBassoon started the topic in Friday, 6 Nov 2015 at 7:48pm

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Blowin commented Thursday, 1 Feb 2018 at 9:17pm

Every woman I know is more than comfortable with the term “ chick “.

Christ , how far do you reckon I’d have gotten in this life if it wasn’t for the women that bestow their generous nature upon me ?

Girls and women are their own people with their own strength. They dont need your charity .Get over it.

Your problem BB is that you talk as though I have no respect for women but it’s yourself that places no respect in their abilities or achievements. Take a look around you. Chicks surf rings around the both of us in a lot of cases. If they want to do it shaking their yaya then more power to them . And if a man dares to appreciate it it doesn’t lessen them or us . It’s nature for fucks sake. We were born to appreciate and lust after a healthy female form. If you feel the need to flagellate yourself after the fact then go and join the church.

Surf here was compromised by the extreme tides. I should have adjourned to the gronk point early in the piece.

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Sheepdog commented Thursday, 1 Feb 2018 at 9:17pm

Shoredump, I agree.... Men sexualise women.. Men now even sexualise men... Women sexualise men, and themselves. But that's not the point I'm making.

The argument in the other thread was that Swellnet does NOT subscribe to that. Yet here we are, as derra points out, using so called "pop culture" ( a line from a song promoting casual oral sex in the heavily misogynistic hip hop rap scene) to caption a pic that was IMO put up for no other reason then to dispel an accusation. It's an average pic at best, and an even more average caption. In fact, Id say the pic would never made the cut had it not been for the deleted thread.

Perhaps we could ask some of our female regulars here for their opinion....

Ohhh.... hang on...... There aren't any...
I've been here for years now. Never EVER seen a woman comment on anything.
Sorta says more than any caption, yeah blowback?

Sheepdog

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Blowin commented Thursday, 1 Feb 2018 at 9:27pm

And that , ladies and gentlemen, is our future with the all new puritanical society.

It’s nothing like the old puritanical society that was governed by old men well past their fuck - by date.

Well, it’s exactly the same , really.

But this is NEW !!!!

PS - Sheepy , I especially liked the admonishment “ promoting casual oral sex “ . Haha . Go home grandpa ...you’re sober. And you’re not getting sucked off !

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blindboy commented Thursday, 1 Feb 2018 at 9:27pm

Well I had a laugh out of that, but seriously.......

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shoredump commented Friday, 2 Feb 2018 at 7:10am

Nothing wrong with aiming at a particular demographic. That’s just business. Dolly magazine did it successfully for decades, with pull out pictures of cute boys, no less. I never once got sand caught in my ballsack over it

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Sprout commented Friday, 2 Feb 2018 at 4:36pm

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thermalben commented Friday, 2 Feb 2018 at 4:40pm

Yeah we're implementing some of this soon.

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Blowin commented Tuesday, 13 Feb 2018 at 9:29am
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blindboy commented Tuesday, 13 Feb 2018 at 9:41am

How shocking that China would dare use tactics developed over centuries by the US, Europe, Australia, South Africa, Russia.......well most of the UN actually.

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Sheepdog commented Tuesday, 13 Feb 2018 at 12:15pm

Barnaby's original campaign ad to run against Tony Windsor. The irony.

https://youtu.be/sn6dZqbF210

Sheepdog

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GuySmiley commented Tuesday, 13 Feb 2018 at 2:12pm

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GuySmiley commented Tuesday, 13 Feb 2018 at 2:17pm

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AndyM commented Tuesday, 13 Feb 2018 at 2:42pm

"This bloke wasn’t merely sipping from the hypocrite drip because he put himself about as a staunch defender of family values while betraying and humiliating his family.
He was an even bigger hypocrite, because having banged the drum about welfare cheats and bludgers, he’d lined up a series of cushy and very well paid jobs for his girlfriend. Plus they were living rent-free in a townhouse provided by a millionaire businessman, and renovated by the federal government to meet upgraded security standards."

https://www.theage.com.au/politics/federal/the-hypocrisy-of-barnaby-joyc...

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mr mick commented Tuesday, 13 Feb 2018 at 6:23pm

Wonder how long she'll hang around once he gets the boot, oh that's right they're madly in love!! Love conquers all! Get rid of the slime bag, another one in there only looking out for himself, as they all do. Sick of these fuckers bludging on the system with us the tax payers footing the bill all the time, & then fobbing off the questions with the standard "we're getting on with the important things, running the country, creating jobs, blah, blah,blah"
Useless deadbeat politicans.

Mr mick

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GuySmiley commented Wednesday, 14 Feb 2018 at 1:08pm

NO TRUER WORDS

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truebluebasher commented Wednesday, 14 Feb 2018 at 1:45pm

Apparently "Me 8" current mother to be... Is old enough to mother... No 2 's usual dates.
Nor is this his first date to put on weight either. National Party policy to palm off diet pills.
Some women just won't swallow. From that day on his Media Manager manages...only just.
Barnaby's High Court Bar Tab now exceeds national debt. His AEC Tab a little worse again.

Barnaby Junior born an outcast dual family dual National Jnr Coalition Partner Jnr.

High Court intervention..."All rise!"( No.1 National Alert) ...re: No.2 ["Me 8" x a Dickbrain]

Nimbin commune Sharman is called upon to mask,detox and cultivate the demon seed.

2037 "Ban Marriage Party"- Leader 'Barnaby Junior' passes ("Free Love/No Sex act").

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GuySmiley commented Wednesday, 14 Feb 2018 at 5:09pm

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truebluebasher commented Thursday, 15 Feb 2018 at 1:15am

Mistress is mystified that Mystery Mistress is mystified by mysterious tag.
New Father in- law wants very much to roast 'Bah' over a naked flame.
Daughter musters hustings'- ute... megaphoning the town... [DONT VOTE FOR DAD].
Lock up your Daughters,cover your bums it's Awards night again.

News just in...National Party hoedown awarded the Grand Poobah that there Golden Guitar.

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truebluebasher commented Friday, 16 Feb 2018 at 3:44pm

Australian PM: (Not a Robot)
Address to the Nation...
"Vribble Vrohbble" " Vribble Vrohbble"

avagoodweekendgirliemen!

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GuySmiley commented Friday, 16 Feb 2018 at 5:12pm

Hey Sheepdog, what odds now for a Labor landslide?

Ba baa Barnaby

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Sheepdog commented Friday, 16 Feb 2018 at 6:58pm

Guy, In question time today;

(speaker) "I call the member for Tubetown".

(Sheepdog - member for tubetown) "My question is for the deputy prime minister..... Deputy prime minister, would you consider yourself to be a lying filthy parasite?"

The government benches erupt and Manager of business C Pyne storms to the box and bellows- "Mr speaker, what the member for Tubetown just said was an absolute disgrace and he should withdraw his comment immediately .

Sheepdog retakes the stand;
"Mr speaker, unlike the deputy prime minister, I withdraw".

The speaker then bans the member for tubetown for 24 hours.

:p :p

Sheepdog

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GuySmiley commented Friday, 16 Feb 2018 at 8:37pm

Has anyone got a paid subscription to the paid Murdoch rags?

Would love to know what the neo-cons voice piece has to say on the unraveling of the COALItion.

Pop-corn anyone?

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truebluebasher commented Friday, 16 Feb 2018 at 9:06pm

Judgement Day!
Rise of the Terminator!
Hollywood staged the whole thing.

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blindboy commented Saturday, 17 Feb 2018 at 10:14am

The coverage of Joyce in mainstream media in recent days has emphasised his betrayal of his wife and family and his toxic hypocrisy. What has been missing is an assessment of his much more serious and hugely more damaging offences against the national well being. He, more than any other politician, has contributed to the rorting of water rights that has seriously damaged, probably permanently, the ecology of the Murray Darling Basin. The National Party, under his direction, has sought to undermine rational climate change policy and boost the fossil fuel industry. His welfare policies have consistently attacked the most vulnerable in our society. Like his ally Abbott, he has sought to convert his anachronistic morality into law, while simultaneously trying to raise religious institutions above laws that might limit their right to impose their medieval belief systems on the wider community. He was a priveleged prat playing the bumpkin to avoid closer analysis, while lacking even the wit or the basic Machiavellian skills to carry it off. It is to be hoped that he disappears from public life though, reality check, the overwhelming probability is that he will be replaced by another hired mouthpiece for corporate Australia with an equally smug and self-righteous line of shallow, unexamined moralistic bullshit. Yet at least we can look forward to seeing less of that particularly unpleasant, beetroot tinted leer on the nightly news.

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eat-your-vegies commented Saturday, 17 Feb 2018 at 11:04am

Well said blind boy.

Add to that his arrogant disregard for the law of this land when told by the high court of Australia that there was a good chance he wasn’t eligible to sit in parliament due to being a duel citizen of nz.
No stepping aside till issue resolved for this a-hole.
Stayed in parliament so he could vote in the coalitions agenda, including the law cutting penalty rates for hospitality industry employees which past by 1 vote.
He wasn’t even legally able to vote and would have known that for sure by then.

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thermalben commented Saturday, 17 Feb 2018 at 11:12am

The arrogance is staggering.

I know Joyce is very popular within his electorate, but I reckon had all of this info come to light before the by-election, there could have been a different result.

Been interesting watching Tony Windor's commentary over the last few weeks around this too.

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blindboy commented Saturday, 17 Feb 2018 at 2:22pm

I think you are right Ben though I am not sure that it reflects well on the voters of New England. First because they have consistently voted for self-interest; for someone prepared to empty the pork barrel into Tamworth and undermine environmental legislation in ways that benefited his voters. Second, from all reports you would have had to have your head in the sand for the whole of his most recent campaign to avoid knowing what was happening. It seems to have been common knowledge. The sad conclusion is that the voters who are dropping him now are hypocrites of the same standard as the man himself, since it is not the offence that has changed their mind, but the fact that it has been exposed.

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Sheepdog commented Saturday, 17 Feb 2018 at 2:24pm

Blind boy... I think yesterdays Drum summed it up.

Sheepdog

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Sheepdog commented Saturday, 17 Feb 2018 at 2:26pm
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batfink commented Saturday, 17 Feb 2018 at 2:29pm

"The sad conclusion is that the voters who are dropping him now are hypocrites of the same standard as the man himself"

Dead right BB. The agrarian socialist philosophy it reeking with it.

By the way, your denunciation of him in the previous post covers a lot of ground, but misses his explicit support for coal seam gas on farms, which surely goes directly against the interests of his constituents (but not Gina Rhinehart's interests)

I can never figure out why farmers keep electing these hayseeds. Climate change policy and a carbon tax, sustainable water resources and bans on coal seam gas are all in the farmers' interests, and yet they keep voting the national party back in.

Mind you, it's not only farmers who regularly vote against their own interests.

Politics in Australia is at its lowest ebb in my lifetime, by a fair margin.

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truebluebasher commented Saturday, 17 Feb 2018 at 2:38pm

(From Wed')
Dual robot dueling Terminator controls Skynet
"All of your weak coalition leaders will be terminated."
'Vribble Vrohbble' ' Viribble Vrohbble' Jelly on a plate!

"Judgement Day for all you girlieman beachbums"
Chill out! Swellnetonians!' Enjoy your last Cyclone Swell.
I'll be back!... (I'm not nnn.. nnot a Ro-bot)

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Sheepdog commented Saturday, 17 Feb 2018 at 2:43pm

"Politics in Australia is at its lowest ebb in my lifetime, by a fair margin."

I'd go far as to say EVER, not just my lifetime.

Sheepdog

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GuySmiley commented Saturday, 17 Feb 2018 at 2:51pm

Good summation Blindboy.

Here is yet another article exposing the water theft from the Murray Darling Basin.

https://www.theage.com.au/environment/sustainability/shut-it-down-murray...

To your list you could add that Joyce labelled Gillard "deliberately barren" in his defence of his version of "family values" when he opposed Federal funding for the cervical cancer vaccine. He opposed this vaccine because it would promote promiscuity amongst young women ...... bahaahahaha.

Further, the background as to how Joyce came to buy up a large parcel of barren wasteland in NSW 12 months before a mining company headed up by a former National Party leader staked a claim for coal mining needs to be investigated. While Joyce and this company head/former Nats leader meet on numerous occasions leading up to the purchase "apparently" the opportunity to make a fortune wasn't discussed! A Federal ICAC would have a field day on that.

Joyce would be hurting because he would have unfinished business for his mates in the parliament and he has probably ruined all prospects of following scores of other former National Party leaders and senior officials and working for the Minerals Council or one of the big mining companies. Through their actions these people demonstrate the National Party no longer represents the interests of ordinary hard working country people but the big corporate players in agriculture and mining. Got no idea why country people vote for them.

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blindboy commented Saturday, 17 Feb 2018 at 3:01pm

Jobson Growth plays a big role I think, Guy. Sorry to say many people still believe what they read in the local Murdoch rag and so are deceived into voting against their own best interests. It is an old game and the Nationals lead by several lengths in the cynical exploitation of their voters insecurities. Pump up old school economic thinking for big development projects and pointless infrastructure while making mock of sound environmental management and feeding paranoia about refugees and recent migrants. The Liberals represent broader interests and so have to be more careful.

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truebluebasher commented Saturday, 17 Feb 2018 at 4:20pm

It's only fair that Amber Heard gets to dig the heel in.
Box of Kiwi Fruit was a killer.

"NZ Job Ad"
Wanted one National Party Leader (Yes this is genuine)
Must be unmarried with pregnant girlfriend.(NZ PM's Parliamentary Requirement)
Must have Baby Brain...(A what Brain?)
Must be a New Zealand Citizen. (Dual Citizen or Super Ministry Boat Person is also fine)

Dear Ms Ardern; 'I'd like to come home'................(continues at)- Stuff.co.nz

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GuySmiley commented Saturday, 17 Feb 2018 at 9:13pm

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mr mick commented Sunday, 18 Feb 2018 at 1:09pm

HaHa, funny stuff, well done

Mr mick

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