CLASSIC SURFERS QUOTES

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udo started the topic in Wednesday, 9 Jul 2014 at 7:12am

Whats some classic surfers quotes ?

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Blowin Tuesday, 22 Jul 2014 at 8:54pm

"Forecast is for sick pits sucking super sick." Weather girl at the kirra pro, Sons of Fun.

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Blowin Tuesday, 22 Jul 2014 at 9:06pm

" You talk to me like a man, I'll treat you like a man. " - Johnny Boy Gomes speaking to Jodie Cooper moments before Jodie broke his jaw with a withering right cross . If only.

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udo Tuesday, 22 Jul 2014 at 9:10pm

Sunny Garcia - " you want muscle i'll bring the fucking muscle "

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Blowin Tuesday, 22 Jul 2014 at 9:26pm

" You and me know who really won out there Burkhart. " - Rick Kane from Arizona.

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yorkessurfer Tuesday, 22 Jul 2014 at 9:47pm

"That's just the lemon next to the pie, it's gonna get bigger" and "I'm just a garbage man"- Bear from Big Wednesday.

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yocal Wednesday, 23 Jul 2014 at 8:51am

"Back off Warchild, Seriously" - Bodhi

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mehollywood Wednesday, 23 Jul 2014 at 1:00pm

"Good surfers don't need wax" my mate back in 1970 who didn't want to wait until the surf shop opened.
Famous last words before he spent the entire time swimming .

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Craig Wednesday, 23 Jul 2014 at 1:11pm

^^ Wow, a good surfer would never even think of surfing without wax. What an idiot haha.

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udo Wednesday, 23 Jul 2014 at 1:28pm

May have the wrong guy here but: one of the Ho family ? was a bit hip ,organic type of person and supposedly used to surf pipe on a waxless board .....dont I remember who said it [bertleman maybe] but it will come to me...was in a 70s surfing world article.
Blindboy ????? start thinking back.

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Blowin Wednesday, 23 Jul 2014 at 1:36pm

"Tripod - That's what the chicks call me. " - Gary Green in one of the Sarges Scrapbooks videos.

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udo Wednesday, 23 Jul 2014 at 2:00pm

Terry Fitz , " goon cords " Fitzys name for legropes.

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udo Wednesday, 23 Jul 2014 at 2:18pm

M.P. on shaping " I get $25 a shape and shape 4 a day man that's unreal money in anyones books "

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mehollywood Wednesday, 23 Jul 2014 at 2:21pm

Craig , I think it was just pure froth . He was actually a great surfer. Surfed with Rusty Miller when he was 15 out at huge Bower. Was always trying to get me to surf the Bombie with him . That was never going to happen !

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Craig Wednesday, 23 Jul 2014 at 2:35pm

Ha, yeah froth will make you do silly things!

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udo Friday, 25 Jul 2014 at 11:15am

Gary Hughes : " Always stick up for your friends in a fight and never fuck your mates wife"

Good to see Gary at 57 yrs still charging big Mexican pits and rooting like Rod Stewart good article on the ol boy in tracksmag.com

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evosurfer Friday, 25 Jul 2014 at 11:59am

Hughesy dead set legend.
Tags heaps of other blokes wives thou. Ha Ha

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udo Friday, 25 Jul 2014 at 3:00pm

WAXER : " I first surfed Lagundri bay in Nias in 1972"

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wellymon Friday, 25 Jul 2014 at 4:21pm
evosurfer wrote:

Hughesy dead set legend.
Tags heaps of other blokes wives thou. Ha Ha

What a low life bloke. haha

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evosurfer Friday, 25 Jul 2014 at 6:36pm
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Hughesy dead set legend.
Tags heaps of other blokes wives thou. Ha Ha

What a low life bloke. haha

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evosurfer Friday, 25 Jul 2014 at 6:38pm

Ok so the woman having nothing to do with it.Not guilty on the female side.
Thats why they never have to answer to anything.

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udo Tuesday, 29 Jul 2014 at 12:54pm

Otis Carey :
"I don't give a fuck what you say about me unless its positive I don't like negative things "

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rh-taxi Tuesday, 29 Jul 2014 at 2:06pm

Dunno who said it: Life's a waste of time, and surfings as good a way to waste it as any.

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Shatner'sBassoon Friday, 1 May 2015 at 12:49pm

"I love surfing, it’s just that I don’t like doing it sometimes." Shane Herring

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udo Thursday, 7 Aug 2014 at 8:42am

Mark Warren : something along the lines of " Australian women get married have kids and go to seed"

any recall the exact words ? Blindboy ?
a 70s comment that stirred up the feminists.

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udo Monday, 25 Aug 2014 at 3:06pm

Phil Jarrat on Luke Egans brand Depactus

"Depactus sounds like something you stick up your arse "

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udo Sunday, 31 Aug 2014 at 11:39am

Koby Abberton : any one care to guess what Koby was yelling at the water camera man filming his cocky kook rock off at cape Fear ?

How about......you better fucking delete that cunt if ya filmed it .

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rh-taxi Sunday, 31 Aug 2014 at 10:08am

Yeah I tried the new Depactus and I could'nt walk properly for a week.
Are you constipated? Are you fully blocked up? DEPACTUS Use when everything else fails.

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codlips Sunday, 9 Nov 2014 at 10:13am

Randy Rarick ASP pipe wild cards

Eddie Rothman can has his opinion
but Rothman is not an ASP member let alone a competitor so he has absolutely no say in ASP policy !

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udo Friday, 1 May 2015 at 8:38am

Ken Skindog Collins on the WSL broadcasting Trestles comp and not Chile BWWT comp

A 2ft set is about to hit Trestles........ nope never mind its just another boat wake.

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udo Friday, 20 Nov 2015 at 4:21pm

Paris terror attacks -
Now how to deal with ISIL ...........
Lets take the war to them and exterminate this satanic cult .

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Sheepdog Friday, 20 Nov 2015 at 8:12pm
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Paris terror attacks -
Now how to deal with ISIL ...........
Lets take the war to them and exterminate this satanic cult .

So when are you enlisting?

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udo Friday, 20 Nov 2015 at 8:18pm

I will when Brutus does ....was his comment.

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sidthefish Saturday, 21 Nov 2015 at 3:51am

"it's not a sport, it's a disease" ... Big Wednsday.

ISIL ? maybe if the anglo/jew/yanks stop bombing the shit out of brown people's sovereign nations and stealing their natural resources... could be a good place to start

But hey, the yanks need wars like doctors need sick people.

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udo Thursday, 17 Dec 2015 at 9:40am

That's me ...im done ...im going home....selling all my boards...........getting a twinnie and a set of golf clubs....im done
Glenn Micro Hall.

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wellymon Thursday, 24 Dec 2015 at 7:58am

Nathan Fletcher's call.
Absolutely true to a tee.

No beating around the bush on this one.

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AndyM Thursday, 24 Dec 2015 at 8:38am

Ha, when was the last time you saw an interview like that?! Those were the days, and no social media for instant crucifixion.

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velocityjohnno Thursday, 24 Dec 2015 at 3:04pm

"Help me, I'm being attacked by a giant pink sea turtle." - Gonad Man

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udo Wednesday, 10 Feb 2016 at 6:21pm

The Eddie comp : Sunny Garcia on wearing a vest...Vest nope Eddie wouldn't wear a vest.

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stunet Wednesday, 10 Feb 2016 at 6:26pm

udo wrote:

The Eddie comp : Sunny Garcia on wearing a vest...Vest nope Eddie wouldn't wear a vest.

Wonder if Sunny will ride a single fin?

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talkingturkey Wednesday, 10 Feb 2016 at 6:44pm
wellymon wrote:

Nathan Fletcher's call.
Absolutely true to a tee.

No beating around the bush on this one.

That'd be his big bro, Christian.

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southey Wednesday, 10 Feb 2016 at 9:50pm
stunet wrote:

udo wrote:

The Eddie comp : Sunny Garcia on wearing a vest...Vest nope Eddie wouldn't wear a vest.

Wonder if Sunny will ride a single fin?

Don't forget short shorts , and a bandana !

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udo Tuesday, 15 Mar 2016 at 7:03pm

Stryder //

Stryder when asked about the surf this morning when doing his from the water surf report at Snapper........
"Its avocado on toast " ? ?

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Coaster Tuesday, 15 Mar 2016 at 9:18pm

"You should have been here an hour ago. It was so much better." - every surfer

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tonybarber Wednesday, 16 Mar 2016 at 3:12pm

Commentator to Wilko - "what was the secret to winning this event ? (Quicksilver Pro)"

Wilko - "not loosing to anybody"

(Thanks zen)

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udo Sunday, 20 Mar 2016 at 1:35pm

Throughout my whole surfing life i've hated riding thrusters to me I think they create drag and just don't suit my surfing style - Dave Rastovich and his love of Quads.

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wellymon Sunday, 20 Mar 2016 at 1:45pm

Talking Turkey.
Yeah it was big bro Christian, typo brain mistake.
Cheers.....

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sir ambrose bea... Saturday, 2 Apr 2016 at 8:19pm
crustt wrote:

Kev,J/Bay - I'm not saying hello to anymore Aussies in the water, harder to burn them once you say hello.

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Hako o hakonde ... Sunday, 3 Apr 2016 at 4:17am

HaHa, yeah that's something he'd would say and do.

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caml Sunday, 3 Apr 2016 at 8:20am
udo wrote:

Throughout my whole surfing life i've hated riding thrusters to me I think they create drag and just don't suit my surfing style - Dave Rastovich and his love of Quads.

Rasta hasn't been on quads for years but twinnys his fave

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skull Friday, 6 May 2016 at 6:59am

"Charlie don't surf"